It’s quite strange that one of the most popular characters in Batman comics is his female sidekick, Harley Quinn. There are hardly any other characters who can match her tremendous popularity. Her origin stems from Arkham Asylum, where she was introduced as a psychiatrist, Harleen Quinzel, but later becomes infatuated with the Joker and becomes his girlfriend/henchman. She is usually portrayed as a curvaceous and buxom woman with long, dyed-red hair and wears a distinctive red and black costume (based on a harlequin) which includes a short skirt and mask. And of course her makeup consisting of; green eye-shadow, white face powder and red lipstick is nearly always present. Here we share some of the most popular Harley Quinn quotes about love, life, Joker and more.
Harley Quinn Life Quotes
“I love him not for the way he silenced my demons, but for the way his demons dance with mine.”
“Don’t know if I wanna kill you or kiss you.”
“I have done everything you said. Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you. Just accept it!”
“I even went to college. I got my Ph.D. Had my heart broken once or twice? Finding love, it’s not easy. So I threw myself into my work, became a psychiatrist. That’s when I met him. Mr. J. My Joker.”
“If you spend too long holding on to the one who treats like an option, you’ll miss finding the one who treats you like a priority.”
“To me love is about being able to see the light inside of a person who sees nothing but darkness.”
“Every woman has a crazy side that only the right man can bring out.”
“You’ve got the look. And a lotta nerve. What you don’t have is the right. Joker was a hero. You’re not fit to lick his boutonniere!”
“I found The Joker’s psyche disturbing, his dementia alarming, and his charm irresistible! What can I tell ya? The guy just did it for me.”
“Now you feel like you have someone by your side to share the journey with you.”
“My love for my Joker was stronger than their madhouse walls.”
“It soon became clear to me the Joker was actually a tortured soul. Yes, I admit it. As unprofessional as it sounds, I had fallen in love with my patient. Pretty crazy huh?”
“I know how the world works, okay? And when it comes to the heart, everyone for themselves, right?”
“Find what you love and let it kill you.”
“If you spend too long holding on to the one who treats like an option, you’ll miss finding the one who treats you like a priority.”
“No matter how broken you are. There is someone out there who will love you enough to put you back together again.”
“It soon became clear to me that the Joker, so often described as a raving, homicidal madman, was actually a tortured soul crying out for love and acceptance. A lost, injured child trying to make the world laugh at his antics.”
“You can’t sell dreams to someone who has walked through nightmares”
“You know it’s love when you can’t get enough of craziness.”
“It doesn’t matter who hurt you, or broke you down, what matters is who made you smile again.”
“My lips are the gun. My smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets. Label me a killer.”
“When you miss me, remember, when you had me, I wasn’t enough.”
“Fall in love with the person who enjoys your madness, not an idiot who forces you to be normal.”
“I’m not sure if I attract crazy or if I make them that way.”
“You don’t have to be crazy to be in love. But it helps.”
“Don’t get me wrong, my pudding’s a little rough, but he loves me, really.”
“You know, for what it’s worth, I actually enjoyed some of our romps, but there comes a time when a gal wants more. And now, all this gal wants is to settle down with her lovin’ sweetheart.”
“We’re finished, you and me. I’ve got someone new now. Someone better.”
“A loyal chick comes with a smart ass, mouth and crazy ass attitude.”
“You don’t like me? Fine. Don’t waste my time then.”
“Just let me in. I promise. Let me in! I promise I won’t hurt you!”
“If I get mad at you that means I still care. Worry when I don’t get mad.”
“That’s so cute, you think you’re scary. Well, mister, I’ve seen scary and you don’t have his smile.”
Harley Quinn Life Quotes
“Don’t judge me. You can’t handle half of what I’ve dealt with. There’s a reason I do the things I do, there’s a reason I am who I am”
“I’ve made so many mistakes and there’s no one left who believes in me.”
“So, what if I’m crazy? the best people are.”
“Has my mouth gotten me in trouble? Yup. Has it pushed some away? Yup. Am I going to stop speaking my mind? No way.
“Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you’re stronger than whatever tried to hurt you”
“The question isn’t who is going to let me. It’s who is going to stop me.”
“I tried to play by the rules, but no! They wouldn’t let me go straight! Society is to blame!”
“We can’t change the past, but there’s a difference between moving on and letting go”
“I may be twisted but at least I make it interesting.”
Harley Quinn Quotes about (or to) Joker
“My love for my Joker was stronger than their madhouse walls.”
“We had mad love, once upon a time. But now that’s over, Mister J.”
“Whatever you say, Mistah J! Just gimme a sec to find the form and I’ll commit myself!”
“What are you gonna do? You gonna kill me, Mr. J?”
“Only trust someone who can see these three things in you: the sorrow behind your smile; the love behind your anger; and the reason behind your silence.”
“That’s so cute, you think you’re scary. Well, mister, I’ve seen scary and you don’t have his smile.”
“We’re finished, you and me. I’ve got someone new now. Someone better.”
“My heart scares you; but a gun doesn’t.”
“The Joker and I broke up. I wanted a fresh start, but it turns out I wasn’t the only dame in Gotham looking for emancipation.”
“I have done everything you said. Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you. Just accept it!” – Harley Quinn
“What’s wrong? Are you too busy trying to find your personality?”
“Oh, come on, Puddin! Don’t you wanna rev up your ‘Harley’?”
“Don’t get me wrong, my puddin’s a little rough, but he loves me, really.”
“You know what? I’m not even mad. I learned something about myself, that I didn’t need you or anyone else. So thank you. Now get out of my face!”
“You think after living with Mistah J I’d be used to a little pain.”
“Never again. No more obsession, no more craziness, no more Joker. I finally see that slime for what he is: a murderous, manipulative, irredeemable…”
Harley Quinn Crazy & Dark Quotes
“I’ll show you how dark I can be.”
“No matter how insane you may be, there is always someone to complete the insanity.”
“So, what if I’m crazy? The best people are.”
“A life of crime is way better than a career.”
“I don’t go crazy, I am crazy, I just go normal from time to time.”
“Why can’t a girl be nice to a guy without the mook trying to murder her?”
“Every woman has a crazy side that only the right man can bring out.”
“If you want boys to respect you, show them you’re serious. Shoot something, blow it up!”
“Hush, little baby don’t say a word, Momma’s gonna kill for you the whole damn world.”
“You really put the ‘fun’ in funeral.”
“People do crazy things when their hearts get broken.”
“I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome.”
“I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you.”
“I’m not looking for someone to question my craziness, but someone to be a part of it.”
“You think I’m just a doll. A doll that’s pink and light. A doll you can arrange any way you like. You’re wrong. Very wrong. What you think of me is only a ghost of time. I am dangerous. And I will shou you just how dark I can be”
“We’re bad guys, it’s what we do.”
Harley Quinn Funny Quotes
“I’ll never understand why Superman wears the same outfits every day.”
“Everyone can see all this trippy magic stuff right? I’m off my meds.”
“Let’s go practice the safe word… this boot looks dangerous!!”
“Nice of Batman to drop by…if anybody needs me I’ll be hiding under your bed for the next six months!”
“What was that? I should kill everyone and scape? Sorry, it’s the voices. Ahaha, I’m kidding! That’s not what they really said.”
“I’m not getting any chocolate until I finished my broccoli!”
“So… the Penguin has a deep voice. I had no idea.”
“You can’t deny there’s an element of glamour to these super criminals.”
“Nice to meet you. Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death?”
‘Tis better to have loved and squawked, than never to have squawked at all.”
“Well, Batman got rid of Mr. J and that’s what counts! Yay for daycare!”
“They’ve got Hello Kitty on them. They’re fashionable.”
“Bats are WAY better than crocs. Croc bites are poisonous! Bats just bite.”
“I’m not saying it was aliens but…it was Aliens!”
“You gotta play with your food before you eat it!”
“That’s me hiding behind that table.”
“Trying to kill me is really bad for your health.”
“You thought I was just another bubble-headed blond bimbo! Well, the joke’s on you, cause I’m not even a real blonde.”
“I’m having a bad day! I’m sick of people trying to shoot me, run me over or blow me up! All I wanted was a new dress – and I actually paid for it!”
“Take your time, sugar! It’s just our lives at stake-y!”
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