50+ Flossing Quotes to Promote Dental & Oral Hygiene

Flossing is an important part of oral hygiene. It helps remove plaque and bacteria from teeth and gums, and can help prevent cavities and gum disease. Many people do not floss regularly, however, and this can lead to problems such as tooth decay and gum disease. In this post, we have compiled some important dental floss quotes.

Dental Flossing Quotes

  • “No wonder he has such nice teeth. They probably pay him in dental floss.” – Janette Rallison
  • “I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone’s teeth get cleaner?” – Frank Zappa
  • “The biggest reason most people fail is that they try to fix too much at once – join a gym, get out of debt, floss after meals and have thinner thighs in 30 days.” – Marilu Henner
  • “It’s easier to floss with barbed wire than admit you like someone in middle school.” – Laurie Halse Anderson
  • “Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can’t bring myself to floss.” – Stephen Chobsky
  • “As a rule of thumb, I would submit that if you need to call your floss provider, for any reason, you are probably not ready for this level of oral hygiene.” – Bill Bryson
  • “Floss like a boss.” – Unknown
  • “You don’t have to floss all your teeth, just the ones you want to keep.” – Unknown
  • “Flossing is so important. Brushing does not get in between your teeth but flossing will.” – Linda Harkins
Dental Flossing Quotes
  • “When a soldier’s getting shot at, they don’t take the time to brush and floss.” – Col. Dennis Runyan
  • “Dental health is very important. If we can instill good brushing and flossing habits now, that is the basis for years and years into adulthood.” – Jennifer Williams
  • “Why does a person even get up in the morning? You have breakfast, you floss your teeth so you’ll have healthy gums in your old age, and then you get in your car and drive down I-10 and die. Life is so stupid I can’t stand it.” – Barbara Kingsolver
  • “No wonder he has such nice teeth. They probably pay him in dental floss.” – Janette Rallison
  • “I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn’t have to make separations for me.” – Mitch Hedberg
  • “Lying through your teeth does not count as flossing!” – Unknown
  • “I don’t floss because it’s too much of a hassle. Ten seconds of joy over a lifetime of tooth decay, that’s what I’ve chosen.” – Jon Stewart
Dental Floss Quotes
  • “Would I rather be dental floss or a toothbrush? is that a question? Um, I would actually rather be floss, I think, if I was using me. Because I don’t really floss enough.” – Rachel McAdams
  • “People who smoke cigarettes, they say “You don’t know how hard it is to quit smoking.” Yes I do. It’s as hard as it is to start flossing.” – Mitch Hedberg
  • “Dental floss is the most important part of my beauty routine.” – Victoria Beckham
  • “I brush my teeth with toothpaste and dental floss every day… it’s the best way to keep my smile looking good!” – Miley Cyrus
  • “I love the feeling of freshly flossed teeth!” – Ellen DeGeneres
  • “I’m a big fan of dental floss… it’s like giving your teeth a hug!” – Jessica Alba
  • “I always carry dental floss with me… you never know when you’re going to need it!” – Jennifer Aniston
  • “Dental floss is the best way to keep your smile looking its best!” – George Clooney
  • “Flossing is an important part of my dental routine… it’s the best way to keep my teeth and gums healthy!” – Tom Cruise
  • “The person who says they don’t have time to floss is probably the same person who doesn’t have time to brush.”
  • “You only floss the teeth you want to keep.” – Unknown
Flossing Quotes
  • “If you don’t floss, you’re pretty much just giving your dentist a tip.” – Unknown
  • “I floss because I care…about my wallet.” – Unknown
  • “You’re never too old to floss.” – Unknown
  • “Floss like there’s no tomorrow.” – Unknown
  • “If you don’t floss, you’ll wind up paying for it in the long run.” – Unknown
  • “Floss before you lose your teeth!” – Unknown
  • “I floss because I love my dentist…and I hate cavities.” – Unknown
  • “Flossing is like insurance for your teeth.” – Unknown
  • “The best time to floss is any time you can do it.” – Unknown
  • “If you don’t floss, you’re just asking for cavities.” – Unknown
  • “Dental floss is like the little black dress of oral care: it’s essential and always in style.” – Unknown
  • “You’re never fully dressed without a smile… or dental floss!” – Unknown
  • “Flossing is like a high-five for your teeth.” – Unknown
  • “Dental floss is the difference between winning and losing.” –Unknown
  • “A smile is the prettiest thing you can wear.” – Unknown
  • “If you want to look good, you’ve got to floss your teeth.” – Unknown
  • “Dental floss is like a condom for your teeth.” –Unknown
  • “You are never fully dressed until you flash a winning smile.” – Unknown
  • “Flossing is like a relationship: you don’t skip a day.” – Unknown
  • “The best offense is a good defense… and dental floss!” – Unknown
  • “Dental floss is the ultimate multi-tasker: it helps clean your teeth AND prevents bad breath!” – Unknown
  • “Dental flossing is a must for achieving that perfect smile!” – Unknown
  • “Floss daily for a pearly smile” – Unknown

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